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The Kingdom of Wellsia

“Good Deeds, Good Words, Good Thoughts”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The Western Isles

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Wellsia

Population10.534 billion

CapitalEddoras
LeaderKing
FaithSaculeum

Currencyscale
AnimalHorse

The Kingdom of Wellsia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.534 billion Wellsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eddoras. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wellsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion scales a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,367 scales, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

King often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saculeum.

Wellsia is ranked 237,108th in the world and 166th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 3.17 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 245thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 392ndMost Cultured: 483rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,904thMost Efficient Economies: 2,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,107thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,315thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 2,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,717thLargest Governments: 5,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,371stHighest Economic Output: 5,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,266thLargest Retail Industry: 6,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,771stHealthiest Citizens: 6,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,287thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,943rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,386thMost Stationary: 9,404thLargest Mining Sector: 11,031stTop
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Most Influential: 13,686thMost Developed: 14,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,173rdSmartest Citizens: 18,317th
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1%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, King often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.

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