“A speech a day keeps those leeches away.” Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
|Capital||The Silvern City|
|Leader||Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai|
|Faith||Eternal Chess Club|
The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.049 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth 752 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,665 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, Wese Zippopiteradgilian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, organ donation is compulsory, and tabloids coo over Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, tabloids coo over Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, Wese Zippopiteradgilian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Wese Zippopiteradgil, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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