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The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama

“Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔” Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Sonnel

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West Barack and East Obama

Population5.255 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
FaithObramahamic Faith

Currencypint of Guinness
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.255 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,329 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 283,018th in the world and 18th in Sonnel for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,919.19 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 201stMost Devout: 296thMost Primitive: 358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 422ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,936thMost Patriotic: 1,985thLowest Crime Rates: 2,334thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,640thLargest Black Market: 3,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,011thHighest Average Incomes: 4,758thLargest Governments: 4,805thBest Weather: 5,503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,361stMost Authoritarian: 7,277thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,677thMost Conservative: 13,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,028thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,335thHighest Economic Output: 22,064thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,278thHealthiest Citizens: 25,391stLargest Mining Sector: 25,860thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,220th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

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