The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.565 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,129 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,827 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West green Israel is ranked 285,991^st in the world and 5,249^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -25.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.