The Separatist Movement of West Grimblasia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sheldon G Rimble with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.322 billion West Grimblasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dictasa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The strong West Grimblasian economy, worth 107 trillion West Grimblasian Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,953 West Grimblasian Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,843 per year while the poor average 21,838, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

"Sheldon G Rimble got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Grimblasia's national animal is the Sheldon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grimblasianism.

West Grimblasia is ranked 34,456^th in the world and 5^th in The Guild of Generations for Most Extreme, scoring 37.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.