The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Michelle Rikbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.937 billion West Khazana Finsstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yarminsk. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Khazana Finsstanian economy, worth 974 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,500 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

President Michelle Rikbert's Twitcher account is typically used to share Falcon memes rather than government policy, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and President Michelle Rikbert is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Khazana Finsstan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spoonism.

West Khazana Finsstan is ranked 63,128^th in the world and 1,001^st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,197.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.