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The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria

“It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.” Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific


West Pastafaria

Population2.118 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.118 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 238 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,393 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 151,180th in the world and 5,160th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,672 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 327thMost Influential: 463rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,440thMost Pacifist: 5,796thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,521stSafest: 7,772ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,847thNicest Citizens: 8,097thMost Inclusive: 8,938thMost Developed: 9,250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,545thSmartest Citizens: 11,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,982ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,399thHealthiest Citizens: 13,518thMost Cultured: 13,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,870thMost Secular: 15,975thBest Weather: 16,110thLowest Crime Rates: 16,717thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,841stLargest Governments: 20,278thMost Efficient Economies: 23,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,007th
Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 190th in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 249th in the regionSafest: 266th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 268th in the regionNicest Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Developed: 283rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 366th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 427th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionNudest: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 532nd in the regionMost Secular: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 608th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 723rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 734th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 765th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 807th in the region

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