The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 887 million Pastafarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse West Pastafarian economy, worth 99.0 trillion Vermicellis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,656 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Vermicellis Pastafarians can get new driving records with their new cars, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 63,718^th in the world and 2,679^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.95 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.