The Kangarsoos Who Crush Scum of West Southern North HMML Kangaroos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Bruce with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 13.706 billion West Southern North HMML Kangaroosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangaland. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong West Southern North HMML Kangaroosian economy, worth 722 trillion West Southern North Kangaroo Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,722 West Southern North Kangaroo Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, King Bruce has just been declared ruler of West Southern North HMML Kangaroos in an international press conference, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of West Southern North HMML Kangaroos's radio stations, and the nation leads Chicken overlords in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Southern North HMML Kangaroos's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brucism.

West Southern North HMML Kangaroos is ranked 135,580^th in the world and 11,211^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring -39.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.