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The Sudo-Republic of West Supple Lund

“I'd give my life if it meant evil die out!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: The North Pacific

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West Supple Lund

Population3.12 billion

CapitalHydrogen City
LeaderJon Paul James
FaithNot A Jokeism

CurrencyTidecoin
AnimalPolar Bear

The Sudo-Republic of West Supple Lund is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jon Paul James with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.12 billion West Supplians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Administration and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydrogen City. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The strong West Supple Lundian economy, worth 314 trillion Tidecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 100,697 Tidecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime is relatively low. West Supple Lund's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Not A Jokeism.

West Supple Lund is ranked 139,285th in the world and 6,940th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 108.11 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,659thMost Avoided: 7,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,247thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,388thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,506thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,545thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,033rdMost Armed: 12,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,647thLargest Mining Sector: 14,662nd
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5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247th in the regionMost Avoided: 251st in the regionLargest Black Market: 273rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 276th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 397th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 460th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 567th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 609th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 709th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Supple Lund lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : West Supple Lund was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : West Supple Lund was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in West Supple Lund, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : West Supple Lund lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in West Supple Lund, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in West Supple Lund, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : West Supple Lund lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : West Supple Lund was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in West Supple Lund, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.

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