The Federation of West Uusimaa wellbeing services county is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 873 million West Uusimaa wellbeing services countyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving West Uusimaa wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 56.8 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,076 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, West Uusimaa Wellbeing Services Countyian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Uusimaa wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble.

West Uusimaa wellbeing services county is ranked 91,039^th in the world and 6^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring 20.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.