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The Democratic-Republic of Western Afrika

“To take away from one is to take away from all.” President Enitan Madaki

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Geopolity

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Western Afrika

Population882 million

CapitalAbidjan
LeaderPresident Enitan Madaki

CurrencyWest African Zull
AnimalWest African Tiger

The Democratic-Republic of Western Afrika is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Enitan Madaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 882 million West Africans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abidjan. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Western Afrikan economy, worth 34.7 trillion West African Zulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,376 West African Zulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Western Afrika, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Afrika's national animal is the West African Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Afrika is ranked 19,022nd in the world and 5th in Geopolity for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5,232.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,718thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,271stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,828thMost Authoritarian: 14,371stMost Devout: 14,400thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,570th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Western Afrika.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Afrika, Western Afrikan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Western Afrika lodged a message on the Geopolity Regional Message Board.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Infiny, The Levantine People, Russoslava, and Quyelle.

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