Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Hegemony
Location: The West Pacific Card Club
Population | 9.465 billion |
Capital | Card Cathedral |
Leader | The West Pacific Farmer |
Faith | Card Farming |
Currency | Golden Orbs |
Animal | Elephant |
The Protectorate of Western Card Storage G is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The West Pacific Farmer with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.465 billion Card Farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Cathedral. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,244 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Child labor has been outlawed, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Card Storage G's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Farming.
Western Card Storage G is ranked 153,950th in the world and 1st in The West Pacific Card Club for Most Stationary, with 147.88673174132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Western Card Storage G was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Western Card Storage G was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Western Card Storage G's influence in The West Pacific Card Club fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Following new legislation in Western Card Storage G, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
- : Following new legislation in Western Card Storage G, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Western Card Storage G, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Western Card Storage G, child labor has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Western Card Storage G, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Western Card Storage G was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Western Card Storage G appointed Western Card Storage G as Storage with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The West Pacific Card Club.