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The Federation of Western Noobx2

“In Frogs We Trust”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords

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Western Noobx2

Population3.456 billion

CapitalNoobland

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalAddax

The Federation of Western Noobx2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.456 billion Western Noobx2ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noobland. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Western Noobx2ian economy, worth 103 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,919 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, water fights now end with thousands dead, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Noobx2's national animal is the Addax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Noobx2 is ranked 45,998th in the world and 147th in Chicken overlords for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,983.04 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 4,376thTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 16,566thMost Income Equality: 18,003rd
Top
1%
Most Secular: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionSafest: 52nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th in the regionMost Income Equality: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 191st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 354th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 415th in the regionMost Pacifist: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 488th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 506th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684th in the regionMost Average: 698th in the regionMost Conservative: 716th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 741st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 745th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Western Noobx2's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Western Noobx2's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Western Noobx2 altered its national flag.

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