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The Federation of Western Noobx2

“In Frogs We Trust”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Western Noobx2

Population1.706 billion

CapitalNoobland

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalAddax

The Federation of Western Noobx2 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.706 billion Western Noobx2ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noobland. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Western Noobx2ian economy, worth 51.6 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 30,240 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, water fights now end with thousands dead, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Noobx2's national animal is the Addax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Noobx2 is ranked 44,389th in the world and 66th in Chicken overlords for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 3,749thTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,432ndMost Income Equality: 15,004th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionTop
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Safest: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionMost Income Equality: 171st in the regionMost Conservative: 188th in the region

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