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The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind

Westwind was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 168

““Better People...Better Food...Better Beer!””

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the West Pacific



Population33.411 billion


AnimalDream Dragon

The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Westwind with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 33.411 billion Westwindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,492 Equiliants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,823 per year while the poor average 16,483, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime is totally unknown. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 71,563rd in the world and 2,815th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.35 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,005thLargest Populations: 1,040thMost Influential: 1,283rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,359thFattest Citizens: 5,248thHighest Economic Output: 5,560thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,963rdMost Politically Free: 12,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,364thBest Weather: 13,910thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,843rd
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Politically Free: 228th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 334th in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 412th in the regionRudest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Stationary: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 545th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 592nd in the regionMost Cultured: 605th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 667th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Dalimbar, Fujai, Kittenlicious, Greg Tucker, The 9 Stars, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Denieria, Merbija, The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, El Facil, Zogradia, Pandaland III, Shaktirajya, Liberillia, DiscGolfLand, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kisovec, Common Good, Oronia, Condonohia, Oometz, Archonina, New Belia, Greynne, Ferroia, Lynier, Numpties, Mathematania, The Anti-Social Socialists, The Free States of Gotham, Mirchusko, Maria, Acropylae, Gryphonian Alliance, BIteland, Bhang Bhang Duc, Barcocoland, Torkvale, Coung Komands, Wyndward, Bran Astor, The Anclave, Papercuts and Skittles, New Velka, WyEast, Champaign, Avadon, and 112 others.Thyrall, Nedtherland, The Father-Land, Futuo, Constantinopolisia, New Puruni, Grandi Fiori, Islamic Jerusalem, Cryland, Doggerstan, Ilmecith, Twisted Duality, Dreamers for Hope, Meedvheyt, Divina Patriae, Marshalia, Comia Noracon, Psikuta, Mercia Regnum, Holmani, Atopias, LightBane, Cerulean Prime, Feral Honey Badgers, Escapitania, Ellcrys, Typhania, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Loegries, The united federation of vooperia, Sensorland, Giovanniland, The Unified Missourtama States, Leukogeras, Orcatortugs, Nevafornia, Great Sheriffdom, Viperina, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, United States of Northern America, America Florida, WaffenBrightonburg, Fumafuma, Empire of Spartacus, Halvard, Varanius, Pastern, Recuecn, The Grandest Empire, Ingentis Novus, Atheist States of Philippines, Etersopia, Bonelandia, New Hana, Darkesia, 3kruimels, Big Bad Badger, -TAO-, Pandaland II, Xupqeu, Macksjdudsontopia, Hoeyworld, Varstov, Muslim Empire, The Fourth Redoubt, Svanland, Overthinkers, Dankinsted, The Technocratic Ideas, Land of hog, Holy Sailia Ladwincoistan, Blessed Refuge Islands in Atlantic North, Kai Wishful, Saint Philip and Laurence, Paschalia, Montreal-Quebec, Arnic, Akshireuya, Euarsia, Kurabis, Fielure, B H A R A T, The PSO Habitation Station, Refugeeria, Liba Zepfaramsianame, Gastenburg, The divisive isolationists, Quevilis, Rineia, Moriari, Novasamita, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, San Mazer, Wagoose, Ladandtopia, The Lynadie Kiternia, Iriso, Resurgence City, Libterraria, Myr Tariniel, Surroosia, Q The Almighty, Kaiumpaakkissery, Organisation of North American Nations, Frenling, Gracelantia, Scationtanland, The Northeastern Confederation, Moot visarjan, and Kingtore Desis.

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