The People's Republic of Weyystavia is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.933 billion Weyystavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weyylground. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Weyystavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,663 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weyystavia's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weyylhism.

Weyystavia is ranked 43,134^th in the world and 2^nd in Kaentaria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,895.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.