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The Queendom of Whats New Pussycat

“One Black Coffee” John Mulaney

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Whats New Pussycat

Population9.49 billion

CapitalThe Salt and Pepper Diner
LeaderJohn Mulaney
FaithTom Jones-ism

Currencybaby aspirin
Animaljaguar

The Queendom of Whats New Pussycat is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Mulaney with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.49 billion Pussycats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Salt and Pepper Diner. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pussycatian economy, worth 584 trillion baby aspirins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,585 baby aspirins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Pussycatian lands, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whats New Pussycat's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tom Jones-ism.

Whats New Pussycat is ranked 37,124th in the world and 361st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,225.98325703688 days.

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Most Pacifist: 13,915thTop
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Best Weather: 16,226thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,551stMost Primitive: 17,846thNicest Citizens: 18,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,575thHighest Food Quality: 28,664thSafest: 29,268th
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Most Stationary: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 636th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 754th in the regionMost Pacifist: 826th in the regionMost Influential: 873rd in the regionBest Weather: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whats New Pussycat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Whats New Pussycat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Whats New Pussycat, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Whats New Pussycat, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Whats New Pussycat was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Whats New Pussycat, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Whats New Pussycat, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Pussycatian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Whats New Pussycat, John Mulaney's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Whats New Pussycat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Whats New Pussycat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.

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