The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.435 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,977 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 453,530 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", parking's carefree without parking car fees, Whereisthatistanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the new one Kalashnikov coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 150,955^th in the world and 2,828^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 13.04 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.