The Kingdom of Whig121212 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 9.997 billion Whig121212ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Whig121212ian economy, worth 397 trillion Silver Seals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,718 Silver Seals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whig121212's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Whig121212 is ranked 79,435^th in the world and 81^st in Empire of Great Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.63 law-abiding acts per hour.