“Might Makes Right”
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Location: the South Pacific
The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.108 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth 871 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 280,428 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,642,791 per year while the poor average 22,415, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.
Soldiers are equipped with multi-million mark battlesuits, several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Empire of Djalia.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Empire of B H A R A T.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Lucky Holy Blue of Weburya.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Empire of The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Gonrati.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Federal Republic of White Bananistan.
- : Whimichy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
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