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The Empire of Whimichy

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.6 billion

FaithLeader Worship


The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.6 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,038 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million mark battlesuits, several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.

Whimichy is ranked 51,900th in the world and 1,868th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,769.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,149thMost Influential: 1,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,942ndMost Avoided: 1,992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,054thLargest Mining Sector: 2,061stMost Secular: 2,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,117thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,404thFattest Citizens: 2,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,178thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,630thMost Efficient Economies: 7,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,327thLowest Crime Rates: 10,547thLargest Governments: 10,689thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,892ndSmartest Citizens: 12,936thHighest Economic Output: 16,845thMost Developed: 17,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,453rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 238th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 255th in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 364th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 522nd in the regionMost Stationary: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 678th in the regionLargest Populations: 738th in the regionMost Armed: 746th in the region

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