“Might Makes Right”
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Location: the South Pacific
The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.6 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,038 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers are equipped with multi-million mark battlesuits, several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Kingdom of Myosocore.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Steviland.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Free Land of Democratic Republic of Sao Paulo.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Republic of Novum Sina.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Emirate of Salemis Hakem.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Socialist People's Republic of Ostanasia.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Legendary Land of Novaexus.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn.
- : Whimichy was endorsed by The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
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