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The Empire of Whimichy

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.108 billion

FaithLeader Worship


The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.108 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth 871 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 280,428 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,642,791 per year while the poor average 22,415, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million mark battlesuits, several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.

Whimichy is ranked 2,949th in the world and 61st in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,211.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,031stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,072ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,133rdMost Influential: 1,380thMost Avoided: 1,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,948thLargest Mining Sector: 1,954thMost Secular: 2,036thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,311thHighest Average Incomes: 2,421stLargest Black Market: 2,552ndFattest Citizens: 2,606thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,407thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,555thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,134thMost Efficient Economies: 7,242ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,031stTop
Largest Governments: 10,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,548thSmartest Citizens: 13,495thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,044thMost Conservative: 18,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,995thHighest Economic Output: 19,341st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 252nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionMost Developed: 675th in the regionLargest Populations: 776th in the region

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