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The Kingdom of Whims

“Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Asia



Population38.388 billion

CapitalWhims City


The Kingdom of Whims is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.388 billion Whimsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whims City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whimsian economy, worth an astonishing 19,208 trillion Wirrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 500,383 Wirrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Waterbear'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whims's national animal is the Waterbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whims is ranked 7,642nd in the world and 1st in Asia for Most Influential, scoring 7,109 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 6thLargest Publishing Industry: 22ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42ndMost Efficient Economies: 55thMost Secular: 79thHighest Economic Output: 90thLargest Populations: 96thLeast Corrupt Governments: 98thHighest Disposable Incomes: 119thSmartest Citizens: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 132ndMost Developed: 143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 162ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 193rdHealthiest Citizens: 202ndBest Weather: 210thRudest Citizens: 230thMost Beautiful Environments: 244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 262ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277thHighest Average Incomes: 308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313thMost Cultured: 332ndLargest Retail Industry: 554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 639thSafest: 739thMost Stationary: 801stMost Subsidized Industry: 867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 919thMost Inclusive: 1,189thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,336thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,541stLargest Governments: 3,664thLowest Crime Rates: 7,040thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,220thMost Influential: 7,642ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,203rdMost Armed: 10,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,705thTop
Nudest: 11,570th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whims's influence in Asia rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Waterbear'.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Whims password-protected Asia.
  • : The Holy Empire of Qudrath granted Border Control authority to Whims as Vice-Delegate in Asia.
  • : Whims voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, sex changes are routinely performed at Whims's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Hei Mao Jing Zhang, Qudrath, Dongguang, Oqefrain, Rezinala, Thatcher 15, and The Quruli States of Ostyrgystan.

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