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The Devastations of White Amazons

“TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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White Amazons

Population7.053 billion

CapitalDeep Web
LeaderHer Divinity Ursa Major
FaithTrue Submission to the Goddesses

CurrencyStars
Animalrabid pink weasel

The Devastations of White Amazons is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Divinity Ursa Major with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.053 billion White Amazonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Web. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient White Amazonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,902 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 411,480 Stars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,835,247 per year while the poor average 3,941, a ratio of 973 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Amazons's national animal is the rabid pink weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is True Submission to the Goddesses.

White Amazons is ranked 1,328th in the world and 3rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,058.87 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79thLargest Retail Industry: 85thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdFattest Citizens: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thMost Avoided: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248thMost Corrupt Governments: 290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 310thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398thLargest Insurance Industry: 501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 542ndLargest Mining Sector: 605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thHighest Average Incomes: 670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 852ndMost Efficient Economies: 988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,886thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,940thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,070thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,430thLargest Black Market: 2,483rdRudest Citizens: 2,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,976thLargest Governments: 3,790thHighest Economic Output: 4,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,462ndNudest: 6,125thLowest Crime Rates: 7,047thSmartest Citizens: 7,096thMost Secular: 8,910thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,504thMost Extreme: 20,832ndMost Stationary: 22,196th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : White Amazons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, Her Divinity Ursa Major is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, White Amazonians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in White Amazons, children often kick rabid pink weasels for amusement.

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