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The Rogue Nation of White Walker 42

“Erase the First Men” Spam Maps

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: NationStates

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White Walker 42

Population8.442 billion

CapitalAllan Braun
LeaderSpam Maps
FaithSkroth

Currencykrona
Animallion

The Rogue Nation of White Walker 42 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spam Maps with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.442 billion White Walker 42ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allan Braun. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient White Walker 42ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,775 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and the government has granted that two plus two makes four. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 42's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.

White Walker 42 is ranked 35,948th in the world and 297th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,258.14320867672 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 431stMost Patriotic: 1,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,804thLargest Black Market: 1,916thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,254thMost Devout: 2,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,699thTop
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Most Armed: 3,740thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,627thMost Efficient Economies: 6,364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,944thHighest Economic Output: 10,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,129thLargest Governments: 11,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,494thNudest: 13,287thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,316thHealthiest Citizens: 18,035thMost Avoided: 18,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,654thMost Influential: 20,812thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,431st
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Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, the 'sing-a-long with Spam Maps' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 42, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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