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The Jingoistic States of Wibblefeet

“Oooh, look! It's SHINY!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: 00000 A World Power

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Wibblefeet

Population27.354 billion

FaithFerretarianism

Currencyunfree radical
Animalcaffeinated ferret

The Jingoistic States of Wibblefeet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 27.354 billion Wibblefeetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wibblefeetian economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion unfree radicals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,853 unfree radicals, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Wibblefeet can fix a leaky faucet, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wibblefeet's national animal is the caffeinated ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ferretarianism.

Wibblefeet is ranked 20,309th in the world and 3rd in 00000 A World Power for Most Stationary, with 1,611.0590036438 days.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,289thLargest Populations: 5,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,191stHighest Economic Output: 6,479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,703rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,692ndTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 15,016thLargest Black Market: 15,674thMost Cultured: 15,887thLargest Mining Sector: 19,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,694thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,128thMost Stationary: 20,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,436thHighest Food Quality: 22,275thSmartest Citizens: 25,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,016thMost Average: 27,744thLargest Retail Industry: 28,493rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wibblefeet's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Wibblefeet's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Wibblefeet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, no one born in Wibblefeet can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Wibblefeet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Wibblefeet, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.

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