The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.394 billion Wepeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 9,410 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,987 yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,403 per year while the poor average 47,577, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the nation's smallest kittyball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 11,571^st in the world and 82^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,084.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.