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Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 819 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 110 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,496 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
People talk about their libido as if it were an STD, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wie Deutschland lost the endorsement of The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
- : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Wie Deutschland.
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