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The Empire of Wie Deutschland

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Wie Deutschland

Population819 million

AnimalHoney Badger

The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 819 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 110 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,496 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about their libido as if it were an STD, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 230,546th in the world and 9,535th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.12 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,530thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,660thTop
Most Influential: 3,303rdMost Avoided: 3,731stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,991stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,183rdFattest Citizens: 5,283rdNudest: 6,311thLargest Retail Industry: 7,409thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,610thLargest Mining Sector: 8,995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,775thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,748thHighest Average Incomes: 17,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,549thMost Efficient Economies: 21,417th
Largest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 132nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionFattest Citizens: 196th in the regionNudest: 216th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 401st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 636th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 648th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 835th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 845th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 872nd in the regionMost Influential: 960th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 965th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,000th in the region

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