The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 819 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 110 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,496 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about their libido as if it were an STD, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 230,546^th in the world and 9,535^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.12 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.