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The Queen's State of Wikwemikong

“RIP” The Governor

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Kenya

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Wikwemikong

Population33.921 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
LeaderThe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Wikwemikong is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.921 billion Wikwemikongians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Wikwemikongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,638 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,656 per year while the poor average 2,286, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, Wikwemikong is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Wikwemikong in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wikwemikong's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wikwemikong is ranked 15,689th in the world and 3rd in Kenya for Most Stationary, with 1,759.82850565348 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,797thLargest Populations: 2,926thMost Politically Free: 2,940thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,822ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,745thMost Avoided: 7,213thFattest Citizens: 10,731stTop
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Most Stationary: 15,689thMost Armed: 19,982ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,614thMost Extreme: 22,984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,067thMost Pro-Market: 23,722ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,680thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,667thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27,305thHighest Economic Output: 28,733rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Wikwemikong's influence in Kenya rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Wikwemikong's influence in Kenya fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Wikwemikong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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