The State of Will Walker is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.547 billion Will Walkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The very strong Will Walkerian economy, worth 766 trillion betales a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,573 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending is on the increase, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will Walker's national animal is the deer.

Will Walker is ranked 125,875^th in the world and 1^st in Wiccaland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.13 law-abiding acts per hour.