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The Empire of Willifusland

“Пространство Правильных Возможностей”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.04 billion



The Empire of Willifusland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Violurties with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.04 billion Willifuslandianecs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villafadori. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Willifuslandianec economy, worth 150 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,544 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sovinofture.

Willifusland is ranked 28,560th in the world and 1,503rd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 776.62 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 579thMost Influential: 1,071stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,389thMost Authoritarian: 10,169thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,508thMost Cultured: 14,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,878th
Largest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 422nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 554th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 608th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 715th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Willifusland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Willifusland, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Willifusland, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Willifusland, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Willifusland, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Willifusland endorsed The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
  • : Following new legislation in Willifusland, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Violurties to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Willifusland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Willifusland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Willifusland was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 200 » Territorio di Nessuno, Dar es Saalam, Notyoutopia, Siwale, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, United Kahndaq, Kwaj, Amauri, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Spartoptia, New Pruessen, Corfad, Holy Oranz, United Draconia, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Sundred, Selfgradatude, Sunto, The United States of Romania, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Wineclaw, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Niradans, Humptalumpta, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Ice and Tinian, North Armatas, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Panama Coalition, Sil Dorsett, Kulgatha, Wooleystan, Calamazo, Beladev, Unsophisticate, Newpromisedland, Bonjoura, and 150 others.Wilkshire, Lemonbiscuits, Sinelona, Antiyard, The Syca, Manticore utopia, The Iron Lions, Chukstik Illahi, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Gamer Party, Diodone, Revolutionary Sealand, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Dadastan Archipelago, Esplandia, Prydania, Omnistria, Vexilia, Felpolandia, Lunallian, Kubrostavsria, Karazan, Kasazzastan, Amerian States, North Bratislava, New Phyrreus, Federation Terra Australis, Palisede, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Jefffliu, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, New Lakemba, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ostrolia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, Xentherida, The Pantheons, Yukti, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Partax, Camarthen, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Get Away From Me, Dopeland420, Acrabinnia, Venezuelia, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Solmetria, Maott, Joodey, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Misuvelia, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Angwayster, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Fengate, Soviet Terran, Torakuen, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Ecronentia, Ejhsa, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Valhalla123, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, Elder Realms, Antityranicals, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Loli County, Juggernautilus, Astrind, Zumlandia, Abject Ludicrosity, Xzavia-Hjar, New Trisone, Glurponia, Walter Jackson, Runeda, Utopicican, Pradovnia, Penrith, Princely Irbis, Daiz, Orado, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, New Octicarg, Lindsaystan, Sockmanland, Nouvelle Libertalia, Duerrlewang, Makersaulache, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Cuyan, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, The Notorious Mad Jack, Racoda, and Great Robertia.

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