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The Republic of Windows Server 2000

“Lol I dunno...”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest


Windows Server 2000

Population7.803 billion

Currencysecurity token
Animalblue screen

The Republic of Windows Server 2000 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.803 billion Windows Server 2000ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The very strong Windows Server 2000ian economy, worth 454 trillion security tokens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,268 security tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,163 per year while the poor average 12,631, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Windows Server 2000 City, and parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Windows Server 2000's national animal is the blue screen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Windows Server 2000 is ranked 175,835th in the world and 28th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,652ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,216thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,726th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the region

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