The Collective of Wineclaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.634 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion cells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,888 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, billions of cells are spent to take high-quality photos of the Peregrine Falcon Nebula, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 9,294^th in the world and 367^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,575.6 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.