The Kingdom of Winian Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Amélie Sayi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.209 billion Winians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naïam. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Winian economy, worth a remarkable 5,486 trillion Winian Livres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,351 Winian Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, everyone hates people who encourage hate, bike rage is all the rage, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Winian Islands's national animal is the Green Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Winian Islands is ranked 5,439^th in the world and 3^rd in Greater Dienstad for Nicest Citizens, with 44.42 average smiles per day.