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The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila

“Tyranny by minorities”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Catholic

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Winquila

Population33.646 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderOur Most Beloved and Enlightened Master
FaithThe Dystopian Rite of Free Winquilanism

CurrencyMaravedi
AnimalIvelina

The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Our Most Beloved and Enlightened Master with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 33.646 billion Winquilans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Winquilan economy, worth a remarkable 5,273 trillion Maravedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,741 Maravedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Winquila's national animal is the Ivelina, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dystopian Rite of Free Winquilanism.

Winquila is ranked 143,203rd in the world and 48th in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 190.09132278592 days.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,595thLargest Mining Sector: 1,706thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,594thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,664thMost Armed: 2,893rdTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,998thHighest Crime Rates: 3,004thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,021stHighest Economic Output: 3,047thRudest Citizens: 3,134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,296thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,378thLargest Retail Industry: 5,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,746thMost Cultured: 10,506thMost Devout: 10,699thFattest Citizens: 10,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,014thLargest Black Market: 14,634thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,994thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,626thSmartest Citizens: 19,106thHighest Average Incomes: 19,775thMost Efficient Economies: 23,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 26,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,125thHighest Food Quality: 27,252nd
Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.

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