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The The magic of Winx club


Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Winx club

Population13.598 billion

LeaderMs faragonda


The The magic of Winx club is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ms faragonda with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.598 billion Winx Club are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient A Girl of the Winx Club economy, worth a remarkable 2,192 trillion alpheas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,248 alpheas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 590,556 per year while the poor average 31,197, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Winx club's national animal is the bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bloom.

Winx club is ranked 168,477th in the world and 6,993rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 27 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 42ndLargest Gambling Industry: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 287thHighest Crime Rates: 429thMost Armed: 626thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 999thMost Primitive: 1,623rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,674thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,901stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,953rdLargest Black Market: 3,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,384thBest Weather: 3,521stFattest Citizens: 3,708thMost Influential: 3,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,872ndRudest Citizens: 5,054thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,513thHighest Economic Output: 5,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,672ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,405thMost Secular: 6,471stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,981stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,524thHighest Average Incomes: 10,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,623rdLargest Populations: 13,422ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,770th
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionMost Primitive: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 185th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231st in the regionFattest Citizens: 243rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 287th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 316th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 326th in the regionMost Secular: 337th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionMost Stationary: 451st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 464th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 588th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 684th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 701st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Winx club was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Winx club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, the national water supply has entered detox.
  • : Following new legislation in Winx club, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.


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