The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Spud population. The hard-working population of 5.501 billion Wisching for Potatoesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Wisching for Potatoesian economy, worth 221 trillion Spuds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 40,308 Spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisching for Potatoes's national animal is the Spud.

Wisching for Potatoes is ranked 204,060^th in the world and 9^th in The Potato Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.