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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Wisconsota

Population33.738 billion

Currencymud patty
Animalbapher

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.738 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,895 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 339th in the world and 99th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 173,617 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 339thSmartest Citizens: 796thMost Beautiful Environments: 799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 848thLargest Welfare Programs: 869thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,025thLargest Populations: 1,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,311thLargest Governments: 1,575thMost Pacifist: 1,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,845thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,308thNicest Citizens: 2,846thHighest Economic Output: 3,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,209thBest Weather: 3,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,712thSafest: 3,903rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,996thMost Cultured: 4,202ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,230thMost Inclusive: 7,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,590thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,159th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionNicest Citizens: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 204th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionSafest: 217th in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 362nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 433rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 524th in the regionMost Politically Free: 558th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 560th in the regionNudest: 571st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 644th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 756th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionMost Stationary: 924th in the region

World Assembly

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Trance Empire, A Ordem do Caos, Fluffy Noodles, Okramija, Arizona Zervas, Wurplestan, U S Eh, Alyrria, The Serdey Islands, AAA Provisional Empire, Astronomical, Zeternia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kargestan, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Zupla, The Ricebenders, Ivy Rekkia, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Aoncarpa, Catalis, Harveney, Solcius, Mouva Crishia, Nyvelf, Integriata, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Cartures, Yellops, I Like Killing people, Oceanialia, The Calabash Protectorate, True Equality For All, Navsland, Paul Pasch, Termathe, Smesh, Timothea, Asoc lon, Jaemir, Hopsin, Sattelbach, Artemis Selene, Miragnac, Yagistan, Aleavia, Cowbridge, Batatoland Empire, Bushkrub, Cartero, Grieslhiem, Maroiogogistan, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Dangine, Innocentic, Yalgora, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Entecavir, Brucklania, Krazon, Pizza Squared, Arichia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Madjack, Ihsan, Xipher, The Federal 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