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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Wisconsota

Population41.302 billion

Currencymud patty
Animalbapher

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.302 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,336 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,006 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 5,317th in the world and 236th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 147thMost Influential: 358thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,101stSmartest Citizens: 1,113thLargest Populations: 1,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,177thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,694thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,819thLargest Governments: 2,068thMost Pacifist: 2,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,006thTop
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Best Weather: 3,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,018thSafest: 4,088thNicest Citizens: 4,126thHighest Economic Output: 4,169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,422ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,979thMost Cultured: 5,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,497thHighest Food Quality: 7,339thMost Inclusive: 9,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,908thLowest Crime Rates: 13,376thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,834thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,091stMost Secular: 25,452nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Pacifist: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 206th in the regionSafest: 214th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Cultured: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 266th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 469th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 489th in the regionNudest: 510th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 566th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 613th in the regionMost Stationary: 634th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 696th in the region

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