The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.506 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,945 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 366,148 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, Arch-Mage Mario is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 171^st in the world and 5^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 331.04 Cheeks Turned Per Day.