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The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia

“Magic is the true power of the world” Arch-Mage Mario

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population13.506 billion

LeaderArch-Mage Mario


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.506 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,945 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 366,148 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, Arch-Mage Mario is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 171st in the world and 5th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 331.04 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Secular: 5thSmartest Citizens: 64thMost Cultured: 135thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171stMost Pacifist: 171stLargest Publishing Industry: 185thMost Advanced Public Education: 203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 205thMost Developed: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 237thNicest Citizens: 248thLongest Average Lifespans: 260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 269thMost Inclusive: 271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thMost Beautiful Environments: 310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 348thLargest Governments: 453rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471stSafest: 561stLowest Crime Rates: 608thHighest Average Tax Rates: 674thHighest Average Incomes: 794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thHealthiest Citizens: 1,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,249thHighest Economic Output: 1,533rdTop
Most Influential: 1,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,825thMost Stationary: 6,691stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,335thBest Weather: 8,624thLargest Retail Industry: 10,612thLargest Populations: 13,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,232ndMost Income Equality: 15,411th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 237th in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wizardonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, Arch-Mage Mario is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Wizardonia endorsed The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Wizardonia was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Wizardonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Wizardonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Bachtendekuppen, New Leganes, Roissyland, Brotherland, Propwash, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, Axdel, Kangarawa, Aelitia, Bolshikstan, Roliganistan, Survivoristan, Federated States of Zootron, Davinhia, Asendavia, Arkantis, Galve, Slui, The Romanum Legio, Artimisiare, Danesopia, Ribanzi, ReeK, Skandinavistan, Wendelandia, Agonya, Am Echad, H-Zhena, New Birblands, Ardenaea, Ridann, Akorial, Sansangra, Amjedia, Wiranath, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, Airrajul, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arcanama, VW53Aland, Fedele, Mastariere, Soirwren, Ver Norge, and 77 others.Qui sequuntur somnia, Someseni, Bacon Land, Peryn, Ravendi, Headpat Central, Lyontisia, Slys Paws, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Euricanis, Hizuru, British Calradia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Squid Ruinosa, Thyaclinia, The Happian Union, Broengtopia, Davelands, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Marrico, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, United Edwards, Bullpups, Indovinesia, Gluponija, Indrapore, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Just Vale 2, Arpino, Wane, The United Asian Republics, Stellar Colonies, The Redundant Republic of Republics, New Terabithia, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The Angel of Charity, CheeseBurrito, Justice-Becoming, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Kalaratri, ArenaC, Funkadelia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Kilkire, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Bantan, Chubaka, Rhealaliit, Gajness, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Libertanny, Liberstankonia, Escade, Marrabuk, Grossvietnam, Sreneck, Volkshalla, Laquara, United states of Ulm, Lerasi, Magosconity, Stanisiti, RovaMittala, La xinga, Hornetopia, Bortalandet, Vilit Umanstan, and Commodore Badger.

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