The Spirit Mediums of Wobblie is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 32.87 billion Wobblieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Wobbliean economy, worth 154 trillion wobbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,714 wobbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobblie's national animal is the hobble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wobblie is ranked 75,371^st in the world and 1^st in The Land Of Fascism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.24 law-abiding acts per hour.