The Holy Goldings of Wocu Holdings is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 10.278 billion Wocu Holdings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bank City. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The strong Wocu Holdingsian economy, worth 630 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,377 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wocu Holdings's national animal is the Ringworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wocu Holdings is ranked 95,214^th in the world and 45^th in Yuno for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.47 law-abiding acts per hour.