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The Republic of Wojciech Smarzowski

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: the South Pacific

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Wojciech Smarzowski

Population202 million

Currencyzłoty
Animalwolf

The Republic of Wojciech Smarzowski is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 202 million Wojciech Smarzowskians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The strong Wojciech Smarzowskian economy, worth 9.09 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,991 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wojciech Smarzowski's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wojciech Smarzowski is ranked 172,527th in the world and 6,768th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,713.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 8,353rdTop
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Most Conservative: 19,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,625th
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Most Primitive: 399th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Wojciech Smarzowski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wojciech Smarzowski, Wojciech Smarzowski successfully hosted the the South Pacific Olympics.

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