The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Bass and King Michael I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.076 billion Wolffoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 202,169 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 10,734^th in the world and 326^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 202,169.22 Standard Monetary Units.