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The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk

“To Dream the Impossible Dream”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Emeraldise

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Wolfhawk

Population35.744 billion

CapitalCuriosity City
LeaderGLJordan
FaithSilver Empress

Currencylantern
Animalferret

The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by GLJordan with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.744 billion Wolfhawkians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but stagnant Wolfhawkian economy, worth 591 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 16,552 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 204,021st in the world and 1st in Emeraldise for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stLeast Corrupt Governments: 32ndBest Weather: 38thNicest Citizens: 47thMost Cultured: 74thHealthiest Citizens: 102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndSafest: 107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108thMost Pacifist: 181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 217thLongest Average Lifespans: 318thMost Rebellious Youth: 489thSmartest Citizens: 647thLargest Populations: 706thMost Devout: 839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 913thLargest Governments: 969thLowest Crime Rates: 1,217thMost Inclusive: 2,065thTop
5%
Most Influential: 3,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,305thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 19,494th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Wolfhawk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Wolfhawk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wolfhawkian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.

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