The Task Force Osiris Director of Wolveristan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.665 billion Wolveristanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolveristanian economy, worth 587 trillion Brains a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 125,883 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,161 per year while the poor average 7,097, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wolveristan's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wolveristan is ranked 295,807^th in the world and 690^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.