The Kingdom of Womble 08809 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.067 billion Womble 08809ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 08809ian economy, worth 353 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,937 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,956 per year while the poor average 2,440, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 08809's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 08809 is ranked 237,087^th in the world and 4,391^st in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 946.6 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.