The Kingdom of Womble 2949 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.946 billion Womble 2949ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Womble 2949ian economy, worth 323 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 36,139 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,920 per year while the poor average 2,265, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2949's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2949 is ranked 271,446^th in the world and 4,713^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.