The Kingdom of Womble 3292 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.882 billion Womble 3292ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Womble 3292ian economy, worth 304 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 34,281 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,950 per year while the poor average 2,149, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3292's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3292 is ranked 271,602^nd in the world and 5,057^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.