The Kingdom of Womble 3412 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.611 billion Womble 3412ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Womble 3412ian economy, worth 365 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,441 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,977 per year while the poor average 2,159, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3412's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 3412 is ranked 130,593^rd in the world and 7,133^rd in Chicken overlords for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,433.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.