The Kingdom of Womble 3417 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.632 billion Womble 3417ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 3417ian economy, worth 488 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,902 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,844 per year while the poor average 2,877, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3417's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3417 is ranked 86,250^th in the world and 16,487^th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 37.87 quips per hour.