The Kingdom of Womble 3419 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.592 billion Womble 3419ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 3419ian economy, worth 460 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 43,499 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,357 per year while the poor average 2,726, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3419's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3419 is ranked 87,615^th in the world and 17,465^th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 37.81 quips per hour.