The Kingdom of Womble 3778 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.855 billion Womble 3778ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 3778ian economy, worth 376 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,553 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,260 per year while the poor average 2,667, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3778's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 3778 is ranked 272,288^th in the world and 5,552^nd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.