The Kingdom of Womble 3924 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.422 billion Womble 3924ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 3924ian economy, worth 455 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,666 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,431 per year while the poor average 2,737, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3924's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3924 is ranked 83,296^th in the world and 14,870^th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 38.08 quips per hour.